Posts tagged ‘Zach Ward’

Robert Bapst Themed Headlines

AARON: It’s the final edition of DSI Witness News: Robert Bapst Tribute Week. I’m Aaron Keck.

MOLLY: I’m Molly Buckley.

ZACH: I’m Zach Ward. And with us once again is our soon-to-be-departed writer, Robert Bapst.

ROBERT: Hey everybody.

ZACH: It’s been a fun and bittersweet week here at DSI Witness News, but the time has come to send Robert off for real.

MOLLY: And we thought, what better way to do it than by having Ron Stutts sing his own karaoke version of Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye?

AARON: But unfortunately, Ron wouldn’t go for it. So we’re doing headline jokes instead.

ZACH: So without further ado—

ROBERT: Here are your Robert Bapst-themed top headlines.

Where’s Robert Bapst?

We miss him already and he hasn’t even left.

Luke Warm Diggity Days

Zach Ward comes and does bits with Walter Storholt about Hot Diggity Days.

Zach Does Hillsborough Bits

Zach Ward came in the 1360 WCHL studios this morning to talk with Ron Stutts about Hillsborough. Bits ensued.

A Whole Year!

DSI Witness News is pleased to celebrate a full year on the air with WCHL.  Thanks for listening… to all of us.

Basketball Tears

UNC Basketball, “Marry Me, Ron Stutts!” promotion going well, new Assistant Manager at Carrboro’s Farmers’ Market, Carrboro KFC closing, Polk Place protest, Chapel Hill and Carrboro applying for Google’s ultra-high-speed internet, Seniors Night at Duke-UNC game, Carolina women’s tennis team #2 in country. Molly Buckley, Kit FitzSimons.

Casual Friday LIVE

Zach Ward and Aurora Joplin present the headlines — live and unscripted! Zach Ward, Molly Buckley.

Dance Marathon

UNC’s 12th Annual Dance Marathon was held last month to raise money for the NC Children’s Hospital. More than 1000 students stood and danced for an entire day to raise $400,000 — a new record for the event. Joining DSI Witness News to share her experience participating at Dance Marathon is current Carolina student, Kaitlyn Forshore. Zach Ward, Molly Buckley.

Pittsboro Tsunami

Carrboro Local Food Community Visioning Committee, 800 pounds of marijuana found in Eden, Donut World opens in Greensboro, tsunami warning canceled in Pittsboro, free “The Full Monty” tickets for 100 unemployed men, cell phone ban in Chapel Hill?, tuition increase at Duke, biotechnology in Pittsboro. Zach Ward, Aaron Keck.

How We Do It

DSI Witness News has been on the air for almost a year now, leaving many of you wondering how we do it, week after week. Zach Ward and Aaron Keck explain the formula that makes us so successful!