DSI Witness News » Robert Bapst http://news.dsicomedy.com DSI Comedy Theater takes over the airwaves to keep you up to date on top stories around the Triangle and beyond. Wed, 28 Jul 2010 17:00:10 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=8170 en hourly 1 Copyright DSI Witness News 2010 zach@dsicomedy.com (DSI Witness News) zach@dsicomedy.com (DSI Witness News) posts 1440 http://news.dsicomedy.com/DSIWN-144.png DSI Witness News » Robert Bapst http://news.dsicomedy.com 144 144 DSI Comedy Theater takes over the airwaves to keep you up to date on top stories around the Triangle and beyond. DSI Witness News DSI Witness News zach@dsicomedy.com no no Robert Bapst Themed Headlines http://news.dsicomedy.com/2010/robert-bapst-themed-headlines http://news.dsicomedy.com/2010/robert-bapst-themed-headlines#comments Fri, 23 Jul 2010 14:17:59 +0000 DSI Witness News http://news.dsicomedy.com/?p=1950

AARON: It’s the final edition of DSI Witness News: Robert Bapst Tribute Week. I’m Aaron Keck.

MOLLY: I’m Molly Buckley.

ZACH: I’m Zach Ward. And with us once again is our soon-to-be-departed writer, Robert Bapst.

ROBERT: Hey everybody.

ZACH: It’s been a fun and bittersweet week here at DSI Witness News, but the time has come to send Robert off for real.

MOLLY: And we thought, what better way to do it than by having Ron Stutts sing his own karaoke version of Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye?

AARON: But unfortunately, Ron wouldn’t go for it. So we’re doing headline jokes instead.

ZACH: So without further ado—

ROBERT: Here are your Robert Bapst-themed top headlines.

]]> http://news.dsicomedy.com/2010/robert-bapst-themed-headlines/feed 0 3:50 AARON: It’s the final edition of DSI Witness News: Robert Bapst Tribute Week. I’m Aaron Keck. MOLLY: I’m Molly Buckley. ZACH: I’m Zach Ward. And with us ... AARON: It’s the final edition of DSI Witness News: Robert Bapst Tribute Week. I’m Aaron Keck. MOLLY: I’m Molly Buckley. ZACH: I’m Zach Ward. And with us once again is our soon-to-be-departed writer, Robert Bapst. ROBERT: Hey everybody. ZACH: It’s been a fun and bittersweet week here at DSI Witness News, but the time has come to send Robert off for real. MOLLY: And we thought, what better way to do it than by having Ron Stutts sing his own karaoke version of Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye? AARON: But unfortunately, Ron wouldn’t go for it. So we’re doing headline jokes instead. ZACH: So without further ado— ROBERT: Here are your Robert Bapst-themed top headlines. Radio Episodes zach@dsicomedy.com no no Where’s Robert Bapst? http://news.dsicomedy.com/2010/wheres-robert-bapst http://news.dsicomedy.com/2010/wheres-robert-bapst#comments Thu, 22 Jul 2010 18:21:15 +0000 DSI Witness News http://news.dsicomedy.com/?p=1947 We miss him already and he hasn’t even left.

]]> http://news.dsicomedy.com/2010/wheres-robert-bapst/feed 0 2:59 We miss him already and he hasn't even left. We miss him already and he hasn't even left. Radio Episodes zach@dsicomedy.com no no Steel Cut Hot Dogs http://news.dsicomedy.com/2010/steel-cut-hot-dogs http://news.dsicomedy.com/2010/steel-cut-hot-dogs#comments Wed, 21 Jul 2010 15:37:50 +0000 DSI Witness News http://news.dsicomedy.com/?p=1939 It’s July, and that means it’s time to celebrate National Hot Dog Month, that special time of year when folks all over America step outside to cook up some hot dogs and enjoy those warm summer nights. And joining us again today with a message for National Hot Dog Month, is Mister Steel Cut himself, Wilford Brimley.

]]> http://news.dsicomedy.com/2010/steel-cut-hot-dogs/feed 0 4:07 It’s July, and that means it’s time to celebrate National Hot Dog Month, that special time of year when folks all over America step outside ... It’s July, and that means it’s time to celebrate National Hot Dog Month, that special time of year when folks all over America step outside to cook up some hot dogs and enjoy those warm summer nights. And joining us again today with a message for National Hot Dog Month, is Mister Steel Cut himself, Wilford Brimley. Radio Episodes zach@dsicomedy.com no no Mr. Wifflefizz the Baby Lemur http://news.dsicomedy.com/2010/mr-wifflefizz-the-baby-lemur http://news.dsicomedy.com/2010/mr-wifflefizz-the-baby-lemur#comments Tue, 20 Jul 2010 13:56:28 +0000 DSI Witness News http://news.dsicomedy.com/?p=1923 Two young lemurs made international news last week when they escaped from a zoo in Salzburg, Austria, only to be recaptured days later–in a hotel bar. Joining us today to shed some light on all this is a very special guest from Duke University’s Lemur Center–Mr. Wifflefizz.

]]> http://news.dsicomedy.com/2010/mr-wifflefizz-the-baby-lemur/feed 0 3:09 Two young lemurs made international news last week when they escaped from a zoo in Salzburg, Austria, only to be recaptured days later--in a hotel ... Two young lemurs made international news last week when they escaped from a zoo in Salzburg, Austria, only to be recaptured days later--in a hotel bar. Joining us today to shed some light on all this is a very special guest from Duke University's Lemur Center--Mr. Wifflefizz. Radio Episodes zach@dsicomedy.com no no Robert Bapst Tribute Week http://news.dsicomedy.com/2010/robert-bapst-tribute-week http://news.dsicomedy.com/2010/robert-bapst-tribute-week#comments Mon, 19 Jul 2010 13:57:17 +0000 DSI Witness News http://news.dsicomedy.com/?p=1920 It’s the first day of Robert Bapst tribute week – a week where every piece is dedicated to Robert Bapst.

]]> http://news.dsicomedy.com/2010/robert-bapst-tribute-week/feed 0 3:45 It's the first day of Robert Bapst tribute week - a week where every piece is dedicated to Robert Bapst. It's the first day of Robert Bapst tribute week - a week where every piece is dedicated to Robert Bapst. Radio Episodes zach@dsicomedy.com no no Oscar the Artist http://news.dsicomedy.com/2010/oscar-the-artist http://news.dsicomedy.com/2010/oscar-the-artist#comments Tue, 08 Jun 2010 12:22:29 +0000 DSI Witness News http://news.dsicomedy.com/?p=1793 Throughout this month, the annual SCRAPEL HILL Competition will be accepting submissions of sketches for projects made from scrap, recyclable or non-recyclable materials. The competition is open to professional artists, architects, designers, and anyone age 18 and up residing within a 250-mile radius of Chapel Hill. Well, unfortunately, there’s one artist who is not happy about his inability to submit his designs because he lives outside of the 250 mile radius. Here will us all the way from Sesame Street, Oscar the Grouch.

]]> http://news.dsicomedy.com/2010/oscar-the-artist/feed 0 4:25 Throughout this month, the annual SCRAPEL HILL Competition will be accepting submissions of sketches for projects made from scrap, recyclable or non-recyclable materials. The competition ... Throughout this month, the annual SCRAPEL HILL Competition will be accepting submissions of sketches for projects made from scrap, recyclable or non-recyclable materials. The competition is open to professional artists, architects, designers, and anyone age 18 and up residing within a 250-mile radius of Chapel Hill. Well, unfortunately, there's one artist who is not happy about his inability to submit his designs because he lives outside of the 250 mile radius. Here will us all the way from Sesame Street, Oscar the Grouch. Radio Episodes zach@dsicomedy.com no no “Steel Cut” Brimley http://news.dsicomedy.com/2010/steel-cut-brimley http://news.dsicomedy.com/2010/steel-cut-brimley#comments Fri, 29 Jan 2010 17:00:10 +0000 DSI Witness News http://news.dsicomedy.com/?p=1217 January is national oatmeal month.  Long time oatmeal advocate Wilford Brimley joins DSI Witness News to explain the importance of oatmeal to diabetes prevention. Aaron Keck, Robert Bapst.

]]> http://news.dsicomedy.com/2010/steel-cut-brimley/feed 0 2:47 January is national oatmeal month.  Long time oatmeal advocate Wilford Brimley joins DSI Witness News to explain the importance of oatmeal to diabetes prevention. Aaron ... January is national oatmeal month.  Long time oatmeal advocate Wilford Brimley joins DSI Witness News to explain the importance of oatmeal to diabetes prevention. Aaron Keck, Robert Bapst. Radio Episodes zach@dsicomedy.com no no DMV Wiretapping http://news.dsicomedy.com/2010/dmv-wiretapping http://news.dsicomedy.com/2010/dmv-wiretapping#comments Wed, 20 Jan 2010 17:00:43 +0000 DSI Witness News http://news.dsicomedy.com/?p=1190 Federal authorities are investigating whether the former commissioner of the state Division of Motor Vehicles illegally wire tapped the phone calls of agency employees. Former Commissioner George Tatum, who resigned in 2007 amid a corruption scandal, had a special telephone in his office that allowed him to listen in on the calls of his subordinates without their knowledge. DSI Witness News shares an exclusive copy of one of the recorded phone conversations. Kit FitzSimons, Katie Barber, Robert Bapst.

]]> http://news.dsicomedy.com/2010/dmv-wiretapping/feed 2 3:16 Federal authorities are investigating whether the former commissioner of the state Division of Motor Vehicles illegally wire tapped the phone calls of agency employees. Former ... Federal authorities are investigating whether the former commissioner of the state Division of Motor Vehicles illegally wire tapped the phone calls of agency employees. Former Commissioner George Tatum, who resigned in 2007 amid a corruption scandal, had a special telephone in his office that allowed him to listen in on the calls of his subordinates without their knowledge. DSI Witness News shares an exclusive copy of one of the recorded phone conversations. Kit FitzSimons, Katie Barber, Robert Bapst. Radio Episodes zach@dsicomedy.com no no Steven Seagal, Hall Monitor http://news.dsicomedy.com/2009/steven-seagal-hall-monitor http://news.dsicomedy.com/2009/steven-seagal-hall-monitor#comments Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:00:16 +0000 DSI Witness News http://news.dsicomedy.com/?p=869 Steven Seagal discusses an exciting new anti-bullying program coming on the heels of the School Violence Prevention Act that passed the General Assembly this past summer. Kit FitzSimons, Robert Bapst.

]]> http://news.dsicomedy.com/2009/steven-seagal-hall-monitor/feed 0 3:35 Steven Seagal discusses an exciting new anti-bullying program coming on the heels of the School Violence Prevention Act that passed the General Assembly this past ... Steven Seagal discusses an exciting new anti-bullying program coming on the heels of the School Violence Prevention Act that passed the General Assembly this past summer. Kit FitzSimons, Robert Bapst. Radio Episodes zach@dsicomedy.com no no Bill Strom, Evil Genius http://news.dsicomedy.com/2009/bill-strom-evil-genius http://news.dsicomedy.com/2009/bill-strom-evil-genius#comments Thu, 24 Sep 2009 12:00:13 +0000 DSI Witness News http://news.dsicomedy.com/?p=551 Former Chapel Hill Town Council member Bill Strom joins DSI Witness News to explain his abrupt and unexpected departure from Chapel Hill. Robert Bapst, Kit FitzSimons.

]]> http://news.dsicomedy.com/2009/bill-strom-evil-genius/feed 0 4:12 Former Chapel Hill Town Council member Bill Strom joins DSI Witness News to explain his abrupt and unexpected departure from Chapel Hill. Robert Bapst, Kit ... Former Chapel Hill Town Council member Bill Strom joins DSI Witness News to explain his abrupt and unexpected departure from Chapel Hill. Robert Bapst, Kit FitzSimons. Radio Episodes zach@dsicomedy.com no no Oscar the Grouch http://news.dsicomedy.com/2009/oscar-the-grouch http://news.dsicomedy.com/2009/oscar-the-grouch#comments Thu, 17 Sep 2009 12:00:52 +0000 DSI Witness News http://news.dsicomedy.com/?p=542 Oscar the Grouch Grocer shares his personal story of learning not to be so grouchy, thanks the the great folks at the Paperhand Puppet Intervention theater company. Kit FitzSimons, Robert Bapst.

]]> http://news.dsicomedy.com/2009/oscar-the-grouch/feed 0 4:32 Oscar the Grouch Grocer shares his personal story of learning not to be so grouchy, thanks the the great folks at the Paperhand Puppet Intervention ... Oscar the Grouch Grocer shares his personal story of learning not to be so grouchy, thanks the the great folks at the Paperhand Puppet Intervention theater company. Kit FitzSimons, Robert Bapst. Radio Episodes zach@dsicomedy.com no no I Know An Old Lady… http://news.dsicomedy.com/2009/i-know-an-old-lady http://news.dsicomedy.com/2009/i-know-an-old-lady#comments Thu, 27 Aug 2009 12:00:17 +0000 DSI Witness News http://news.dsicomedy.com/?p=687 Rabid cats, Chapel Hill mayor’s office internships, Hillsborough fined (again) for dumping cardboard at Orange County landfill, Hillsborough seeking street cleaning, flexible display screens for buses, woman (?) wins gold medal, Raleigh homicides down, local schools win grant from Staples. Kit FitzSimons, Robert Bapst.

]]> http://news.dsicomedy.com/2009/i-know-an-old-lady/feed 0 4:40 Rabid cats, Chapel Hill mayor's office internships, Hillsborough fined (again) for dumping cardboard at Orange County landfill, Hillsborough seeking street cleaning, flexible display screens for ... Rabid cats, Chapel Hill mayor's office internships, Hillsborough fined (again) for dumping cardboard at Orange County landfill, Hillsborough seeking street cleaning, flexible display screens for buses, woman (?) wins gold medal, Raleigh homicides down, local schools win grant from Staples. Kit FitzSimons, Robert Bapst. Radio Episodes zach@dsicomedy.com no no Pittsboro is the Pitts http://news.dsicomedy.com/2009/pittsboro-is-the-pitts http://news.dsicomedy.com/2009/pittsboro-is-the-pitts#comments Wed, 26 Aug 2009 16:00:11 +0000 DSI Witness News http://www.dsicomedytheater.com/shows/DSIWitnessNews/?p=10 New bus route in Pittsboro, rabid animals, “The Students are coming!”, unemployment rates, Williams cupcake festival, Greece fires. Kit FitzSimons, Robert Bapst.

]]> http://news.dsicomedy.com/2009/pittsboro-is-the-pitts/feed 0 3:44 New bus route in Pittsboro, rabid animals, "The Students are coming!", unemployment rates, Williams cupcake festival, Greece fires. Kit FitzSimons, Robert Bapst. New bus route in Pittsboro, rabid animals, "The Students are coming!", unemployment rates, Williams cupcake festival, Greece fires. Kit FitzSimons, Robert Bapst. Radio Episodes zach@dsicomedy.com no no