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Posts tagged ‘Molly Buckley’
Aurora Joplin Plugs Harvey Wallbanger
Molly Buckley, Aurora Joplin, and guest “Gary” sit down with Ron Stutts to talk about Harvey Wallbanger: a one-woman show by Molly Buckley, opening TONIGHT (July 2nd) at 9:30PM at the DSI Comedy Theater in Carrboro, North Carolina.
Sally Thomas – Events Correspondent
Summertime is officially upon us, and I’m sure many of you, like me, are thinking, Gee, I’d love to get outside and really take in some more of this ridiculous 95-degree weather. But where can I go? What can I do? Well, we here at DSI Witness News have got you covered. And so, joining us again today with a rundown of the area’s big summer events, here is our new Summer Events Correspondent— and, Raleigh real estate agent—Sally Thomas.
DSI Witness News – 06-30-2010
A brain for John Edwards, young football players, TASTY CHAW!, and Miss Raleigh is a Soul Man.
John Henson Speaks
UNC men’s basketball head coach Roy Williams told reporters last week that lanky sophomore forward John Henson has gained a lot of much needed weight since the beginning of his freshman year. Here to comment is UNC’s own, John Henson.
Knobby Bigfoot Sightings
Filling in for Aaron Keck, Kit FitzSimons, Molly Buckley and Zach Ward, I’m Fiona Stewart-Taylor. Last week, a man named Tim Peeler reported a close encounter with KNOBBY, the legendary 10 foot tall, blond hairy big-foot that’s stalks the Carolina wilderness. And ever since then, um, our DSI Witness News team has been–well, mysteriously disappearing. So today we’re opening up the phones for ANYONE who might have news of their whereabouts. –All right, we’ve got a call. DSI Witness News, you’re on the air.
Sariah the Community Snake
Last week, a Chapel Hill postal worker found the skin of a 4 foot boa constrictor while out on his mail route, and now, Orange County Animal Services are on the lookout for the missing serpent. Well, we here at DSI Witness News–oh yeah. We found it. And so, here with us today is, the Chapel Hill-Carrboro 4-foot boa constrictor… Welcome.
World Cup Wednesday!
World Cup Themed Headlines. Excuse the sound of the vuvuzela.
Wait, you’re…
North Carolina voters are heading to the polls today to determine whether Elaine Marshall or Cal Cunningham will be the Democratic nominee for U.S. Senate. Marshall held a commanding lead earlier this year, but the young, charismatic Cunningham has tied the race with a surprisingly effective insurgent campaign. He joins us today. Mr. Cunningham, welcome.
Note: This piece is based on fictitious accounts and has no basis in reality. DSI Witness News neither endorses or opposes any political candidates. We love everyone.
Shag for Hog Day?
Bad news for Hillsborough Pigs?, Police side businesses, Freudian Father’s Day, battle of the field trip locations, Puritan vs. Ruritan SHAGGING!
