April 1, 2010, 12:00 pm
When Kit unexpectedly leaves the studio, our uncredited announcer is left to deliver the April 1st episode all by himself. Bill Strom, Erskine Bowles, and Aurora Joplin all make “appearances.” Kit FitzSimons, Our Uncredited Announcer.
February 12, 2010, 12:00 pm
Correspondent Zach Ward interviews Eddie Brill of the Late Show with David Letterman. Eddie is appearing at 9:00 pm at the Cat’s Cradle on Saturday, February 13th, as part of the North Carolina Comedy Arts Festival. Zach Ward, Eddie Brill.
December 29, 2009, 12:00 pm
Carrboro artist and owner of Carrboro.com Jackie Helvey joins DSI Witness News to describe the new selection process for the Carrboro Poet Laureate. Get your application at http://carrboro.com/poetlaureateapplication.html and apply by January 8, 2010. Kit FitzSimons.
December 1, 2009, 12:00 pm
Carrborro Mayor Mark Chilton joins DSI Witness News to discuss… the truth. Watch out for the Facebook “booty” virus! Zach Ward, Mark Chilton.
November 13, 2009, 12:00 pm
WCHL minority owner and grand poobah Barry Leffler shares his plan to remove bad luck from the Town of Chapel Hill. Zach Ward, Kit FitzSimons, Barry Leffler (seriously, the real Barry Leffler).
October 16, 2009, 12:00 pm
Joe Zimmerman and TJ Young, two of the four members of The Beards of Comedy, join DSI Witness News to discuss important local issues, including outdoor cats, flocks of birds, intimidating police officers, and littering banana peals. Zach Ward.
July 24, 2009, 12:00 pm
Carolina’s Funniest Comic John Betz Jr. jokes about football, stolen cars, and his Facebook status. Zach Ward.
July 17, 2009, 12:00 pm
After months of being on WCHL, DSI Witness News finally gets to know North Carolina native and radio host Ron Stutts. We learn that neither Ron, nor the Pope, nor the transgender mayoral candidate will be going on the WCHL Caribbean vacation. Also, Ron likes fast cars and claims to know the alphabet. Zach Ward.