December 17, 2009, 12:00 pm
DSI Witness News is dedicated to bringing you hard hitting, fast breaking news. Here with a summary of the the DSI Witness News philosophy (in song) are our fastest reporters, Aaron and the Chipmunks! Molly Buckley, Bryan Barnes, Kit FitzSimons, Aaron Keck.
September 2, 2009, 12:00 pm
Bat specialist Doctor Acula from Pennslyvania shares his thoughts on the recent rash of rabid bats in Orange County. Molly Buckley, Bryan Barnes.
August 13, 2009, 12:00 pm
Smokey the Bear explains why banning tobacco from public parks will force his early retirement. Kit FitzSimons, Bryan Barnes.
July 9, 2009, 12:00 pm
Captain Carrboro encourages listeners to nominate him for the WCHL’s Hometown Hero contest. Zach Ward, Kit FitzSimons, Bryan Barnes.
June 25, 2009, 12:00 pm
And now for a word from our sponsor — Matt Stevenson of the Carrboro Pet Crematorium! Kit FitzSimons, Molly Buckley, Bryan Barnes.
May 28, 2009, 12:00 pm
Laffy the Clown delivers the news to prove that not everything in the news is negative. Windshield washer fluid mistaken for blue Kool-Aid, child missing from 1st grade class visit to zoo, feet lost at Tower of Power at Six Flags Kentucky Kingdom. Zach Ward, Kit FitzSimons, Bryan Barnes.