Posts tagged ‘Bryan Barnes’

Aaron and the Chipmunks

DSI Witness News is dedicated to bringing you hard hitting, fast breaking news.  Here with a summary of the the DSI Witness News philosophy (in song) are our fastest reporters, Aaron and the Chipmunks!  Molly Buckley, Bryan Barnes, Kit FitzSimons, Aaron Keck.

 

Dr. Acula

Bat specialist Doctor Acula from Pennslyvania shares his thoughts on the recent rash of rabid bats in Orange County. Molly Buckley, Bryan Barnes.

 

Smokey the Bear

Smokey the Bear explains why banning tobacco from public parks will force his early retirement. Kit FitzSimonsBryan Barnes.

 

Captain Carrboro

Captain Carrboro encourages listeners to nominate him for the WCHL’s Hometown Hero contest. Zach Ward, Kit FitzSimons, Bryan Barnes.

 

Carrboro Pet Semetary

And now for a word from our sponsor — Matt Stevenson of the Carrboro Pet Crematorium! Kit FitzSimons, Molly Buckley, Bryan Barnes.

 

Laffy the Clown

Laffy the Clown delivers the news to prove that not everything in the news is negative. Windshield washer fluid mistaken for blue Kool-Aid, child missing from 1st grade class visit to zoo, feet lost at Tower of Power at Six Flags Kentucky Kingdom. Zach Ward, Kit FitzSimons, Bryan Barnes.