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1. DSI Witness News says:

   December 30, 2009 at 12:01 pm

   (sung to the tune of Billy Joel’s We Didn’t Start the Fire)

   Year 2000, Y2K, Dot-Coms and Escalades,
   PEAnuts coming to an end-Puff DADdy and J. Lo,
   Britney Spears’ and Eminem, AOL and AIM.
   Human Genome, Janet Reno, Elian go home

   Internet, e-mail, N’Sync’s record breaking sales.
   Dial-up’s out, Friends are in, Florida is for the win.
   Ulrich versus Napster. What’s a hanging Chad, sir?
   Albright, Clinton, and Al Gore, they all have to say goodbye

   We didn’t vote for W
   No we didn’t decide it
   And Gore tried to fight it
   We didn’t vote for W
   But I don’t think we count
   Since they stopped the recount

   HAL-lo 2001, welcome real millennium,
   Ravens win the Super Bowl, and Kelly Clarkson owns
   Ten Commandments Roy Moore, earthquake in El Salvador
   Johnny Depp and Harry Potter and the Sorc’rer’s Stone

   9-1-1, Afghanistan-Bin Ladin and the Taliban.
   Search for W-M-Ds, Bennifer, Lord of the Rings
   Holland says they’ll marry gays, we see the world’s longest train
   Bomb Iraq! Patr’ot Act! You’ve got mail but it’s Anthrax!

   Someone still voted for W
   It was disconcerting
   But the world was hurting
   Someone still voted for W
   No we won’t deny it
   But we tried to fight it

   Clay Aiken’s Brokeback, Justin’s bringing Sexy Back.
   The Person of the Year is YOU, so SAYS Time Magazine
   Face-book-wi-ki-pedia-John Edwards he got kinkier.
   Britney bares all, shaves her head, and’s gen’rally obscene

   Heath Ledger and the Pope die. Which one made more people cry?
   One Campaign, Saddam Hussein (that’s Obama’s middle name).
   Hope, Change, Not McCains-this country needs to rearrange.
   Sarah Palin, Tina Fey, North Carolina: Blue State!

   Yes, we voTED for THAT guy
   Well we’ve made some progress
   White House and the Congress
   We-ee voTED for THAT guy
   If he screws up, mostly
   We’ll just blame Pelosi

   Barack Obam’s Inauguration, history is in the making.
   Should we just forget the horrors of Guantanamo?
   Swine Flu, Air France, Where In The World Did Matt Dance?
   Large Hadron Collider never made a black hole

   The US EcoNOmy tanks, thanks to all those Zombie Banks
   Switzerland arrests Polanski, Kevin Wolff hates Matt Czachowski
   Farrah Fawcett, Billy Mays, Brittany Murphy, Patrick Swayz!
   Michael Jackson, Ed McMahon, We’re still in Afghanistan.

   WE didn’t LIKE this decade
   It was KINda crappy
   And not VERy happy
   CAN’T we ALL just get neck-ade?
   Drink us SOME Bacardi
   And go OUT and party!